February 2012
Landed in Hawaii several hours ago. I’ll be here for a good week so don’t expect many posts out of me. It’s beautiful here! Awesome ocean view from the the hotel, lots of attractive females here, especially of the Japanese variety.
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What did 0 say to 8?
nice belt
“If carrots were alcohol, rabbits would be fucked up”
– Mitch Hedberg
“Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.”
– Stephen Wright (via boardsofcannabis)
I thought it said Stephen Hawking and I starting LOLing (via andrew-ryan-of-the-beta-males)
hahahahaha
“Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.”
– Stephen Wright
so-meta:
hey let’s sanction Iran
holy shit you guys oil’s getting more expensive
how did that happen
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captainlibertarian reblogged your post: How about a gay porn picture made entirely out of…
you know, i’m a professional photoshopper. i might want to get on this.
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How about a gay porn picture made entirely out of rick santorum pictures?
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carpelibertatem replied to your post: Yeah, I live in AZ and I’m not even watching this…
I hope you feel better. As one who is watching, I think your intuitions against watching are very sound. It’s been painful. The RP highlights will be worth watching, though. He’s had quite a few gems tonight. Get well soon.
Thanks man! Hopefully people here can see through all the lies but the...
Yeah, I live in AZ and I’m not even watching this debate. I have the flu and getting enraged probably isn’t healthy at all right now. Of course I’ll watch the RP highlights afterwards of course.
carpelibertatem:
5 Reasons You Should Never Agree to a Police Search (Even if You Have Nothing to Hide) foxglovesalad:
-Scott Morgan, Associate Director, FlexYourRights.org
Do you know what your rights are when a police officer asks to search you? If you’re like most people I’ve met in my eight years working to educate the public on this topic, then you probably don’t.
It’s a subject that...
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beatyourselfup replied to your photo: Just ordered this in shirt form
From where?!?
http://www.604republic.com/prod/heisenbergs_t_shirt
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alright, nighty night
Whenever somebody calls Julian Assange a...
Two nuns are told to paint a room in their convent when they realize they will get paint all over their habits. They decide since it’s just the two of them, it would be best to take off their habits and paint in the nude.
They’re painting the walls when there is a knock on the door. One of the nuns asks nervously, “Who is it?” And a reply comes back “It’s the...
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Mickey Mouse was fed up and wanted a divorce from Minnie. He went to the courthouse to get it official, but the judge wasn’t going to let it happen. He said, “Mickey, I can’t let your divorce your wife because you think she’s crazy.” Mickey yelled back,”I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.”
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balidora:
Moderat - Rusty Nails
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Infected Mushroom- Before
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Moderat - Rusty Nails
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imfeelinginfinite:
Ratatat - El Pico
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Why did Mozart hate chickens?
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
Alright, here’s a real joke